An Open Letter to CJ: From the Donkey
Sir,
I humbly come before you and submit my plea, i have heard a lot about you, and i have high hopes that i will get justice.
My lord, being a donkey i have always been impervious to physical hardship, yet today i felt every hit, every pelting of tomato straight to my heart. I have finally chosen to come out and speak for me and my community at the gross injustice and humiliation which took place.
We the donkey community are one of the most hardworking denizens of this country, we give our heart and soul for the prosperity of this nation, We choose to bear every insult, every hardship because we feel that we owe it to our motherland.
Yet today i was humiliated for the (yet unproven)crimes of few people in our national team, i for once strongly protest. Even if those allegations are proven right then what comparison did these protesters think we had between those people. We rub our paws to the bone and right fully earn our living. And those people who (allegedly) sold the Honor of our country can never come upto the standard of us hard working beings.
The humans have mislabeled us for long,yet this is the last straw on our back. A donkey is honest, hardworking and loyal, traits that are consider great in human beings. Yet still they mislabel us and make fun like we have no heart. And THIS was too much.
It is an insult that can never be erased from our minds.
Therefore i demand that:
- A strict action be taken against all the people who humiliated me and my bretheren.
- As a compensation i demand they all be pelted with donkey poo. Along with the players who brought this on us (if guilty).
- A Donkey should be made the mascot of our cricket team to promote honesty and hardwork.
- Our players should have a donkey logo on their arms.
- A committee comprising of eminent donkeys should be set up to investigate the charges against the crickets, because we will never sale out our loyalty. I am willing to nominate the people myself.
I will be looking forward to your response sir.
Yours Truly
A Donkey.
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Very beautifully written and such words by a donkey have really made me feel ashamed and sorry for such a bad activity by our ambassadors (since players are ambassador of a country who represent the country).
Yet cant say anything until the allegation is proved.
well, seeing is believing!
and i wish i were such a donkey.
Very well written!